Catstellar

Mission

Not the film. The litter.

A space epic came back as cats. The only name that cannot be copied is the token address. Until it is posted, Catstellar is a reel — Pons, Robinhood Chain, and a box nobody drops.

Two kittens in jackets beside a dusty truck on a dirt road at dusk.

The truck

Corn, dust, two jackets, no patches yet. Every meme starts smaller than the poster. The costume comes later. The truck stays in the shot.

A suited cat stands in the sea at sunset, another figure and a hull farther out, the Milky Way above.

Splashdown

They needed a runway. They got an ocean. Two suits already in the drink, a hull on the horizon. Strange planet. Correct meme.

A small suited kitten in the water faces a towering wave under a warm sky.

The wall

The wave does not negotiate. A curve does not either, once you have bought it. Stand in it or don't. The water has no opinion.

Four kittens in white packs climb a pale, broken mountain at golden hour.

The ridge

After the drink, rock. Four packs. Nobody carried a promise up that ridge. They carried the walk, and somehow the box.

Crew

Five suits. The box stays.

Call signs are folklore stitched onto fabric. Pick one. The still changes. The chain does not.

An orange-and-white kitten in a snow-dusted suit, walking a ridge. — Command
Walks into the weather and calls it a commute. The patch says Cooper. The chain cannot read patches.

A tabby in a flight suit reaches forward through a vertical shaft of city light. — Reel 06 · Vector
Paws out. The wormhole is not a direction.

Curve desk

The wormhole is a curve.

On Pons v2 the supply sits on a bonding curve. Buys lift it. Sells ease it. Sell out, and it graduates: what the curve collected, plus a reserved share, seed a Uniswap v4 pool. That liquidity locks. This slider is a toy. The wormhole is not.

Venue: Pons v2. The public buys a curve. Pons never holds the wallet.
Chain: Robinhood Chain, id 4663. The water is on this chain only.
After the curve: Sell-out graduates into a Uniswap v4 pool. Reserved tokens and what the curve collected seed it.
Lock: That liquidity locks. A padlock drawn on a website is not the lock. The pool is.
Open: Early buys can meet a tax near 99%. It falls to zero in about five seconds. Waiting is allowed.
Fees: A trading fee can split across protocol, buyback, and creator. Buybacks, if used, vest for years.

Illustrative multiple

1.71×

Picture units 0.000144not a live price

Drawing the curve…

Curve filled28%

72% of this drawing is still on the curve. Graduation is the far end, not a vibe.

Snipe tax, replayed

99%

Opening buys can eat a tax near 99%. It dies in about five seconds. Bots eat the hurry. You are allowed to wait. The cat would.

Contract

Token pending.

The token address lands with the curve, first on @catstellarX. The flight recorder on the splash is not the token. Until the token line is filled, the ticker is a costume.

Chain Robinhood Chain · 4663. A public Pons launch needs the whitelist. A website cannot sneak you onto it.

Preflight · optional · this device only

This desk does not trade. The kitten cannot touch your wallet.
Liquidity locks only if the curve actually sells out.
The address is the name. A ticker is a costume anyone can sew.
A creator tax, if there is one, freezes at launch. It does not grow.

Four boxes. Then the only honest button is a link.

Log

File the stills. Keep the box.

Eleven frames. Tap one to file it. It stays in this browser, not on the chain. No pay, no rank, no price. The real burn comes later, in the recorder, and only after the token exists.

Call sign

0 / 11 filed

No call sign yet. The water does not take attendance.